Wednesday, 11 May 2016

Heleness Phonic Lab

Patient 125,

Get ready for your physio with Heleness's electrifying beats- Lets get freaky this Friday 13th and move your muscles in our abandoned wards!

Heleness is a DJ born of a mental breakthrough, bringing fierceness to the art of mixing music, with her tune selection and seamless versatility. Carefree and refreshingly gutsy, with enough energy to fuel a five-day bender, Heleness brings to you blistering, punchy breakbeats and DnB, tribally techno, hypnotic tech house, sleazily grinding electro, to more mellow deep house and tropical Afro and Balearic beats. Now surrounded by the wildest people in the city, Heleness has become a regular fixture in London's alternative scene, becoming the soundtrack to fun.

-Nurse Cynth Icorn

Thursday, 5 May 2016

Immersive therapy

 Patient 125,
 The clinic is open for immersive therapy is 20.30hrs-22.30hrs be sure to attend and get your pulse racing- have a one to one with one of our team of perverse nurses. We your health is our focus with our clinic's specialist treatment in our unique care centre. Our nurses have new experimental treatments on offer- Vacbeds, violet wands, restraint and vibrotherapy. 

Group therapy is at hand, work together to earn your medicine and get your fix- prove your sickness to the nurses and be rewarded! 

Throughout the night, after the clinic closes drop into the retox clinic to top up your toxin intake, stretch your body in the audio therapy unit to goth and alt tunes by DJ Darkstar and Heleness and release your inner demons with performances by Syban and Beatrix Carlotta. Feeling experimental? Take your turn at playing doctors and nurses in our abandoned wards complete with a selection of specialist medical equipment.

Join the mania-

Psycho Ward
Friday 13th May
 20.00 til late

-Cynth Icorn

Monday, 2 May 2016


Dear Patient 125,

Friday 13th come and witness Beatrix Carlotta- presenting a hysterical Victoriana femme drama that journeys from poised suppression to unhinged sexual mania! See the stifling civility get torn away so that the fetishistic insanity below may prevail. We need to know your prognosis for this pained pervert- how best shall we exorcise her demons?

Don't miss your appointment- Friday 13th May.

Matron Cynth Icorn
Head of Psycho Ward